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Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years (whom I was hoping to have a future with) to talk to him about it, all he said was "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.

#5 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:59pm by Jaywin

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He's just looking on the positive side

#10 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:02pm by Jem0_0

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