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Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

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im American and i realize this person is probably foreign or comes from a foreign family where this is a normal greeting.. it's not that bizzare to get the concept or need a translation... That's embarassing though for the person haha

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:18pm by x0x_KissOfDeath

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Le bise, in france is a form of saying hi. When americans read it they will think "what the fuck" but putting it into context (if it is in France) it is not that bad.

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:49pm by wtfever

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