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Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32376) - you deserved it (3399)

On 05/15/2010 at 2:27am - misc - by sheridan.ashley (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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lol well good morning to you.

make sure you get revenge.

and then she can post it on fml.


#11 - On 05/15/2010 at 10:10am by dramaababyy

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minty morning

#3 - On 05/15/2010 at 10:07am by super3286

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