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Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out I felt someone grab my knee, I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes nearly 25 people we're starring at me, and the lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

I agree, your life sucks (33998) - you deserved it (4963)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)

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