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Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)

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its only center field don't feel bad.

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:25pm by holynemesis1208

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You need to work on those skills!

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:17pm by Jamsmucus

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