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Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35408) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#3
If it were right field, then you'd be right.

Center field is kind of important.

#6 - On 02/22/2009 at 6:59pm by Treasa

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+5

its only center field don't feel bad.

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:25pm by holynemesis1208

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