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Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3476) - you deserved it (28908)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

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