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Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:06pm by timmytwofinger

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sometimes i wonder why that rock is gettin bigger... then it hits me

Woah i didnt even realize that the guy above me was "That Guy"

#5 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:24pm by this guy

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