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Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84552) - you deserved it (8196)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

#7 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:23pm by jp11692

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What asshole would say you deserved that?

#9 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:25pm by xxcherrypopxx

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