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Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by hatetheroommate (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:08pm by Why29

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So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

#7 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:11pm by Aldrasio

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