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Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25122) - you deserved it (140010)

On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)

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You're a jerk. You say it nicely first.

#3 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:04am by heathcoate

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Why would your first course of action be to tell someone to "shut the fuck up"? I agree with #3.

#6 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:11am by Hazimius

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