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by Rachel8896 / 08/15/2013 at 7:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML
by PapaMoti / 08/15/2013 at 4:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by sisterly love / 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 10:31am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Work
by ihatepokemon / 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm / United States / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
by I hate my job / 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
by congrats grad / 06/08/2013 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by H1dd3n / 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…