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by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 10:31am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Work
by ihatepokemon / 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm / United States / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
by I hate my job / 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
by congrats grad / 06/08/2013 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by H1dd3n / 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
by Lizzie / 05/30/2013 at 6:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML
by windshitwipers / 05/30/2013 at 5:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
- Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook.… Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked… Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This…