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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my wife startd a 24 hour urine collection as directd by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggestd I ( look under the piss jug. ) FML

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 10:25am - work - by CalebNotShomo - United States (Texas)

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was mah birthday !! I spent all day in bd, sick with the flu looool !! My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, cuz he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person !! FML


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On 08/15/2013 at 7:28am - love - by Rachel8896 - United States (Washington)

yesterday I went to a store. I was wearing a sirt tat I'd bougt from te very same store, and was accusd of stealing. Wen I trid explaining, te manager said I was lying cuz I'm a teenager and "all teenagers r full of sit." FML

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Suggested That We Become "drug Dealers" Because I'm A Chemistry Student An He's Seen A Few Episodes Of Breaking Bad.


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On 07/31/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Bnewlove - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was Crying At Mah Desk At Work. My Colleague Tried To Cheer Me Up By Saying: "Don't Worry, I'm Sure You Will Find A New Job Soon". I Didn't Even Know I Was Fred. I Was Crying Cuz Mah Cat Died This Morning. Big Fat FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 10:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, my boyfriend got angry cuz I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from bieng a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm - love - by ihatepokemon (woman) - United States

today I've come to the conclusion that mah phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed mah PIN code into the microwave . mega FML


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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to manager and demanded that he fre me. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

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