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Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35238) - you deserved it (8960)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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