Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you totally deserved it (8342)
On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)
this could be your fault for keeping a wallet in your back pocket, which is the easiest place to steal it. if you usually keep it in one of your front pockets, then this might not have happened, since you would be less likely to think that someone was trying to steal your wallet.
but sorry to hear about your girlfriend dude.
#4 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:36pm by a
That's why couples shouldn't put their hands in each other's pockets.
#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:45pm by J
Can't blame you for your reflexes I just feel awful for her.
#8 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:11pm by ShadyGrady
(0)haha
Don't worry I used to do the same thing
sometimes it still happens but my friends know better than to try things like that on me. I don't apologize if I hit them like that, they clearly know what would happen. Not that I don't feel bad it's just that it's not my fault. Did she know that was gonna happen?
(0)Haha, I guess so...I hope she made him pay for it though...
#12 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:11pm by CanadAssassiN
(0)Her fault. You don't just go running around shoving your hand into someone elses pocket before they get a chance to see you. Couple or not.
But yeah, still sucks for her, even if it was her fault :(
another reason why having your wallet in your front pocket is a good thing
#17 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:09pm by frontal
(0)Ouch! Sucks to be you. I've nearly done the same thing a couple times - still haven't learned not to keep my wallet in my back pocket.. it's just so DAMN convenient!
(0)Dear number 20,
I always think that "greenman" leaves horrible comments, but he can say what he wants. He will just have more enemies than friends with the things he says.
And besides, that was a really sad attempt at an insult...
#21 - On 02/21/2009 at 8:59pm by d00d_c0m3_0n
where were you? depending on the situation, i might have done the same thing. but i don't keep my wallet in my back pocket. i'd suspect it to be some molester wanting to grab my juicy ass
#22 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:35pm by know your role
(0)ha something like this happened to me. I was bored waiting for my boyfriend and i to leave his house and go somewhere and i hid next to his fridge in the kitchen where he couldn't see me and when he walked in the kitchen and goes Babe??? I go BOOO!! and he whipped around with his fist out and caught me in the mouth. His reasoning was good though--he grew up with two brothers and a rowdy dad who always pulled pranks on each other. Whooops!! I learned from that one ha.
(0)ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT #25.
Yeah, FHL.
#30 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:44pm by FriedChicken
My wife tried to scare the hiccups out of me by popping a brown paper bag next to my ear from behind. My reaction was the same as yours.
#31 - On 02/24/2009 at 2:12am by Hiccup
(0)not your fault. gotta protect your stuff. she should have at least said your name or something just loud enough for you to hear it before she did it. That way you could differentiate between her and everyone else.
#34 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:52am by TheOrpheus
(0)I agree with TheOrpheus. Then again if you were in your house, there's a pretty good chance it wasn't a crook and you're just stupid.
#35 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:30am by SpaceJockey1979
look at it this way you may have found a quick and easy way to get your girlfriend some plastic surgery to make her face look better, its the only positive thing i could think of......
#36 - On 02/28/2009 at 1:08am by MJ
(0)this is so confusing... were you in a crowded bar? a particularly perilous sector of south philly? or did you think someone was trying to take your wallet while you were standing in your own kitchen? the whole fuckability of your life right now depends on your location at the time.
#37 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:59pm by wasabipeas
Your tagline could be "Bitches don't know 'bout mah lightning-reflexes". :p
But really, you didn't know it was her, or you wouldn't have done it... at least, I'm assuming here...
#39 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:27pm by Nemephosis
(0)As cute as she was trying to be it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. It's unfortunate that it happened, but it's a natural reaction. Don't feel too bad about it.
(0)On one hand, I would've had the same reaction.
On the other hand, that's why you shouldn't keep your wallet in the back pocket...
#45 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:38am by Pandarsenic
(0)Shit dude, she realy shoulldnt have done it. The other day my dad moved slightly backwards and thought that someone was trying to nick his wallet. He turned round and punched a bookshelf rolf!
(0)Ouch /:
Be a little more careful next time.
You owe her a bigg apology.
It wasn't really either of your faults; she was trying to be affectionate, you were defending yourself.
basically, it's an FML for both of you.
#47 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:11pm by PaperxHearts_xox
(0)Unlucky, mate! That's happened to me a few times, first time it was a little kid at my mum's 60th, put her hand between my legs from behind. I thought it was one of my bros trying to attack he down there, I quickly gripped the wrist between my legs and was about to pressure the wrist befotre I realised it wasn't my bros! That could have ended badly! The last time being a girl I know grabbing me from the neck from behind. I thought it was one of my drunk mates being an idiot, so I put on a wristlock. Oops!
#50 - On 06/15/2009 at 9:51am by LocoChaz006
