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Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37502) - you deserved it (9393)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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F HER life, not yours.

#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:51pm by RollsEyes

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Her fault. You don't just go running around shoving your hand into someone elses pocket before they get a chance to see you. Couple or not.

But yeah, still sucks for her, even if it was her fault :(

#15 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:49pm by Kat

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