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Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56126) - you deserved it (2235)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to fuck her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to fucking her best friend?!

#15 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:37pm by elfako

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Should have shoved the cake in his face.

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 7:27pm by thektulu7

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+14

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