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Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (2274)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)

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....what? Your mom's assumption is really...random.

#8 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:09am by jailbot

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"accidentally"

#5 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:08am by Guerilla8

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