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Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (4285)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:00am - love - by crapcrapcrap (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML

#10 - On 03/14/2010 at 7:19am by Anonnamus

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then make sure there isn't a second date.
end of story.

#3 - On 03/14/2010 at 7:08am by plainDainty

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