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Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10065) - you deserved it (26337)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17am - love - by sXeQueen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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And? Your life is fucked... How, exactly?

#4 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:26pm by GodBarack

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Just because he likes your voice doesn't mean you can sing.

#3 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:26pm by Green12324

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