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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (1850)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Are they porcelain dolls?
'Cause those are scary as hell.

They probably ARE alive. =O

Or she fears them to the point she tells them everything before they get mad..
You won't like them when they're mad..

#1 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:07am by dudeitsdanny

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Oh my God. Those Porcelain Dolls?! They scare the shit out of me. I got a few of them as gifts when I was younger and I broke them on purpose just to be rid of them. I could NEVER sleep with my closet open when they were up there, staring...

#13 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:23am by ohrlynow

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