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Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (3892)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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not sure why you still communicate with this guy...

#1 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:18am by brownlace

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yeah.... why are you still talking to him? Obviously he's a stalker and a creeper and a little freak.

#3 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:20am by ladyme

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