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Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21298) - you deserved it (2350)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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