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Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

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Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.

#8 - On 03/08/2010 at 8:30pm by Hacksaw

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Just because you act and think like a small child doesn't mean you should dress like one too. Grow up already.

#10 - On 03/08/2010 at 8:31pm by birds

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