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Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (2905)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

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wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 8:27pm by OIFMedic

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umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

#3 - On 03/08/2010 at 8:29pm by fml1026

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