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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21514) - you deserved it (8457)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

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If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:11am by alex_vik

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Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...

#5 - On 03/05/2010 at 3:17am by blueeyes24

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