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Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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ouch that sucks, he's a jerk.

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:04pm by zinoxity

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i just looked, and there are NO groups called "I want our relationship to last". sorry.

#43 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:42pm by nadsm

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Jeez get a life, you actually went and searched?

#47 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:52pm by Boddmon

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who says i didn't want to join it ;)

#48 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:54pm by nadsm

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48 has a point..

#52 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:05pm by AngryNinja

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haha but i thought i needed to "get a life"?

#59 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:32pm by nadsm

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hahaha

#62 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:49pm by hannah948

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your boyfriend is definately a dick, but that sounds like a really useless goup to join so ydi

#64 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:55pm by MidnightSnackk

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Facebook sucks...

#68 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:31pm by Inabsentia

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#43
thank you for saving me the work :)

#70 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:44pm by ioveruselol

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I don't see the problem

#71 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:07pm by pbonline1234

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Actually there is!
Search I want to find someone special and the Relationship to last.
She just didn't include the whole title in her description!!!!!!!!!

#80 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:27pm by Cristaderzi

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Why would she join a group called "I want to find someone special..." if she already had a bf?

True or not, you can't really judge a relationship based on a fb group. And what if he was being sarcastic? Posing for his friends? Or just meant he doesn't like joining pointless fb groups?

#89 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:11pm by ImaginaryFoe

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yeah get a life you undead zombie!!

#92 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:59pm by nironan12

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.

#104 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:15am by michael32123

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104 wins.

#106 - On 02/24/2010 at 1:39am by div01

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Question mark

#110 - On 02/24/2010 at 7:24am by Str3amingcolors

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umm he probably just did it to be funny.. i would!

#112 - On 02/24/2010 at 6:07pm by Billbo23

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hahaha thats sad you actually went to go look hahaha

#114 - On 02/24/2010 at 11:14pm by trayybabyy

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I can't hold it, I can't hold it....

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#117 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:49pm by lg_men

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I did the same

#121 - On 02/27/2010 at 4:32pm by uranus_exploded

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Facebook groups are stupid. That's kind of needy sounding. I you were confident in your relationship, you wouldn't have needed to join it. YDI.

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:04pm by snickerdoodles

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Omg snicker with a typo!!!

#13 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:14pm by Averizzle

kant u spell snikadoodles. haha.

#26 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:46pm by imabadlittlegirl

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Pretty picture, Snicks!

#31 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:56pm by MQ_was_here

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#2 I conccur :"3

#35 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:16pm by KurouTenshi

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@2
I think you mean: If you were

#41 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:37pm by nmsm

Show me the rule where it says you have to be confident in your relationship? He's only a bf....he ain't her husband.

#51 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:01pm by imabadlittlegirl

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snickerdoodle you made a typo!!!!!!!!!!!!
*inside head* I never thought I would see the day :)

#53 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:09pm by ioveruselol

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snarf snarf

#67 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:09pm by nightELFassasin6

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i like your picture, snickerdoodles. :D

#76 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:50pm by LauraTheKiwi

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lol snicks XD better fix that typo before your personal grammar/spelling nazis jump on you about it :p love ya!

#84 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:27pm by emokittten

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LOL

#97 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:47pm by ndiesal

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Haha. Snicks, I love ya, but that typo was unnacceptable. Hot picture, too.

#101 - On 02/23/2010 at 11:37pm by Kamens

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def. dump him before he dumps you!

#3 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:04pm by awks

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at least he was honest.

#5 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:05pm by mudd

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ha, just let it go naturally

#4 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:05pm by noobgang7

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Maybe it was just a joke...but I doubt it.

#6 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:06pm by NGM_47

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BTW, I got bored and decided to check this group, and there is no group called that or anything close to that. The closest group to what the OP mentioned is "I want our relation(ship) to sink."

#45 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:48pm by NGM_47

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yeah see my comment waaay at the top. i did it too haha

#49 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:56pm by nadsm

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Ha! nadsm...you beat me to it.

#54 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:10pm by NGM_47

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You can find someone better than him ;D

#7 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:08pm by heartlessagony

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Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly?

If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.

#8 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:08pm by fwongraven

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Exactly, I second that. The contest of who can join how many groups is oh-so lame.

And OP, you sound a little desperate.

#18 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:22pm by MQ_was_here

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I totally agree ^. OP: find another group to join now . YDI

#82 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:54pm by kk2krazee

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YDI for having a Facebook acct!

#9 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:11pm by Eddie_Paints

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You are such a teenage badass for hating Facebook. what a cool non-conformist you are. you don't play by the rules!

#19 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:31pm by pendulum2012

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do you ever have anything positive to say, eddie?

#21 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:35pm by kikiface

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i kinda agree with eddie. the facebook-fad is annoying. and being non-conformist is becoming a conformist thing. how ironic.

#55 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:11pm by AngryNinja

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HAHAHAHAHAH, I like his sense of humor xD

#10 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:11pm by Apotheosis5267

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haha your bf is the shit!!!

#11 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:12pm by happyinrl

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gd sense of humor ur bf has

#12 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:14pm by sd3tris

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your boyfriend is a douchebag, fyl.

#14 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:15pm by Wildee

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and then he changed his status to single!
~sob~

#15 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:16pm by CallMeHush

Photo change! I almost didn't recognize you! You have such beautiful brown eyes! :)

#23 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:40pm by aly627

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~blushes~

#108 - On 02/24/2010 at 5:10am by CallMeHush

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aw that sucks. was that like a hint he wants to break up with you or was it just a joke?

#16 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:18pm by Lov3r

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bahahahahhaa! i mean fyl for sure but come on, you have to admire his sense of humor

#17 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:19pm by kikiface

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Why do people join these groups? Actually why do people create these facebook groups? I mean, ok, some groups are kinda cool and/or funny, but this just seems a bit...needy. Maybe that's the wrong word, I mean, it depends how long you've been together and how old you both are. But still...

Though if there's one thing - he's honest about where he wants it to go, and has a neat sense of humour.

#20 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:34pm by Cinn

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that's too funny lol cause my bf would do that too but hope urs was kidding! fyl!

#22 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:36pm by nikki4507

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haha thats funny!

#24 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:41pm by SkSk21

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what's fyl¿¿¿

#25 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:43pm by SmakMyDerb

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Fuck your lizard

#32 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:57pm by Boddmon

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fuck your llama

#46 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:49pm by ZombieBunnies

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Fuck your lapdancer.

#58 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:24pm by pendatic

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fuck you're stupid, wait.... what?

#63 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:52pm by DeathMetalJesus

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for your licker.

#66 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:05pm by nadsm

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LOL ' fuck your llama '!

#74 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:36pm by heeheehoo

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fuck ur lips... wut? which ones wut? lol

#88 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:05pm by WutAChamp

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F*ck your lyre.

#105 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:42am by snickerdoodles

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the guys honest, wtf do you want him to say?
thats what most guys wouldve said too!!
so suck it up and live with it

#27 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:46pm by 22jrdn55

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OP: Your either ugly or an uber bitch if your b/f does not have the nads to break up with you to your face. Maybe if you gave up the vag every so often he would not break up with you on facebook. YDI for not releasing the vag on request...

#28 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:52pm by DukeSkidmark

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dissed.

#29 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:53pm by yoogurtisgood

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Your (ex?)boyfriend's a master of subtlety.

#30 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:56pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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After that you update your status to single xD

#33 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:02pm by simawesome_FYL

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Screw him for not having the balls/decency to end a relationship properly or with consideration. And I don't think it's her fault for joining the group. And he shouldn't /have/ to stay with her but he could have ended it better.

#34 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:03pm by memorables

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Complete diss

#36 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:19pm by majorboom47

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Hm. To test this humor theory: Join the 'I Wanna Get Down with The Strange on the Side' group.

#37 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:30pm by mercyFML

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oh well. ydi for joining a group like that

#38 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:31pm by sierraleone

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YDI for wanting a lasting relationship

#39 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:35pm by Coccinelle

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Lololol.
He was probably kidding.

#42 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:40pm by Sindyy

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awwww dats tooo jkz

#44 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:45pm by ShitJustHappens

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that makes two of us, him and I want you to become single and move to the US so we can start our family! OR okay Facebook is good enough...WAKE UP! Dump the chump and say you were kidding too.

#50 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:01pm by jayAZ

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YDI for announcing to the world (your facebook friends) that you want your relationship to last. If there wasn't something obviously wrong with your relationship, you probably wouldn't even think to join a group like that. Y-also-DI for not realizing that something is wrong and being surprised that he wanted to get out of the relationship. I'm going to jump to the conclusion that you're some little highschooler and just wanted to show off the fact that you've got a 'boyfriend' to your FB friends in which case, YDI again.

#56 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:12pm by Boddmon

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dump his ass :)

#57 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:23pm by jessxoxo28

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maybe he created the gruop just to humiliate her on facebook and cancel the awkward moment of breaking up face to face or telphone

haha could be could be

#60 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:40pm by spez86

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if u have nuthing else to do woodnt u go on facebook and look up a group lol
I'm with ya

#87 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:02pm by WutAChamp

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fail.

#61 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:43pm by r4v3k1d

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At least he didn't break up with you. *rimshot*

#65 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:01pm by Compass

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ydi! if you fake it he wil never learn! educate him!!!!

#69 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:40pm by rafter007

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Why even join such a "group"? mate you should work on your issues.

#72 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:16pm by socaliliy025

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great sarcazm lol

#90 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:12pm by WutAChamp

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then u shud join I just dumped my bf group

#75 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:43pm by dudefromnyc

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awwhh that is soo mean.

#77 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:56pm by danielley96

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awesome!

#78 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:17pm by taisalape

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you should seriously dump him. that's not a good bf

#79 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:21pm by CarterLover

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LOL at 43, umm. no life if you look up the crap and sorry that theirs @ssholes in the world . . .

#81 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:47pm by TRK212

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-_- kids that join stupid facebook groups.

#83 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:09pm by ohmandapants

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well then u should dump his ass!

#85 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:34pm by sexychick_14

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YDI for being a needy whinger over a public social networking site...

Either your boyfriend has a wicked sense of humour (win) or he's being serious and you need to tone down your FB use immediatly (also win).

Good Day.

#86 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:59pm by Cazly_420

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shit

#91 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:58pm by amazingjane

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what a guy :)

#93 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:06pm by wowyurcool1

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have you ever heard of a joke?

#94 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:17pm by retardslayer

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omg get over it..

#95 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:43pm by bliingblurr

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get a sense of humor

#96 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:45pm by bliingblurr

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If it was a joke, OP wouldn't have posted this, unless she doesn't know it was a joke. In which case, he shouldn't let her think that he's serious, because it would mean that they're not at a point where they're able to joke around like this.

#98 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:50pm by ndiesal

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he was prolly just joking

#99 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:55pm by joshua7

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dump him. no such guy is worth it. such an asshole..

#102 - On 02/23/2010 at 11:44pm by imdeborah

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harsh

#103 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:14am by kakeman70

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What a whuss not telling you in person

#107 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:46am by tinoheffy

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jokes?

#109 - On 02/24/2010 at 6:14am by wthcharles

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Lol. Dump him?

#111 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:44am by deannacx

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Lol

#113 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:45pm by Six23

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...kk I'm done....wait...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, k but no really just dump his ass...

#115 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:18am by F_I_D_O

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hot pic snickerdoodles ;)

#116 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:35am by garuru

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Oh, no please, no, fuc.....

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#118 - On 02/25/2010 at 10:52pm by lg_men

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YDI for using facebook

#119 - On 02/26/2010 at 7:35pm by disgruntledyouth

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1 word: PWNED!

#120 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:12pm by azn_whiz

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"Pwned" Isn't a word.

#125 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:47am by SirJamie77

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http://touch.facebook.com/index.php?lh=e91b15f14c3129f95f6c419aefa3d2e5&eu=zZ5lyfV9I0z-BK-4mfxjpA#/profile.php?id=120173424664532

#123 - On 05/28/2010 at 3:48pm by xosaycanuROCKx

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I hope you dumped his ass.

#124 - On 06/13/2010 at 9:08pm by PandaBear492

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