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Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (2115)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

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