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Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3187)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

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oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:11am by Astraea

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you should have told that bitch to suck it.

#5 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:14am by jayjaysmokerson

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