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Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20204) - you deserved it (5437)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:31am - love - by nomoresbfun (woman) - United States (California)

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So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!

#9 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:24am by namhowell

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You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.

#7 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:21am by MQ_was_here

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