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Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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hehe that's what you get for trying to show off.

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:05am by IthicaTheDragon

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Ouch. Must have hurt. Its not really your fault though I'd say, it's natural for people to want to show off. There's nothing wrong with it, if you don't take it too far.

#12 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:34am by karinerz

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