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Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25795) - you deserved it (8139)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)

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Ah that really sucks.He sounds selfish and obviously you can do better :). Goodluck

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:08am by lolsomuch

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If it's an online relationship, I'm sorry to say you kinda deserved it.
if you knew him, and he simply moved away, then FYL.

#8 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:10am by dudeitsdanny

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