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Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18883) - you deserved it (3510)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:08pm - love - by gp28 - United States

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You picked him dear. If you don't like him then break up and go on with your life. If you do like him then don't bitch about him hear. You want us to feel sorry for you because of the choice you made?

#20 - On 02/18/2010 at 9:15pm by lostfaithinpppl

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damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore

#13 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:58pm by zerk211

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