Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

by gp28 / 02/18/2010 at 3:08pm / United States / Love

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  • damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore

    #13 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:58pm by zerk211

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  • Id give him a high five cuz that's a really small target.

    #6 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:40pm by ZombieBunnies

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