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Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39437) - you deserved it (2383)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

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today's to do list:

1. hire hotshit divorce lawyer.

2. hire studly personal trainer

3. throw all his shit on to the front lawn.

#6 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:11am by thesnazdotcom

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The jokes on him if he thinks he can raise a child at the age of 51. He's obviously following his little head. And his girl friend is going to find out it won't be much fun when he loses half of all his money with the divorce.

#8 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:12am by oldwiseguy

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