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Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19031) - you deserved it (8076)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:03am - love - by kippis05 - United States (Maryland)

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Somebody has a nice girlfriend.

#1 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:08am by LauraTheKiwi

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wow bitch much! shed probably dump u if u did that. unrequited love man, u shld leave her :/

#9 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:16am by Jen_J_the_J

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