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Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14780) - you deserved it (7357)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:03am - love - by kippis05 - United States (Maryland)

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Somebody has a nice girlfriend.

#1 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:08am by LauraTheKiwi

See in context

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hey it's your own fault for forgetting. why should the both of you suffer

#29 - On 02/17/2010 at 7:34am by LucyStraw

See in context

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