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Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, that's she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18040) - you deserved it (4784)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:54pm - love - by britney - Canada (Quebec)

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Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.

#3 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:37am by Laurendorcus

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Maybe she sent you flowers because, oh, I don't know... she loves you!?! Did you ever think of it that way instead of wallowing in self-pity that you didn't get flowers from your crush?

#12 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:48am by jcpt1984

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