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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (9258)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?

#1 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:05am by prettybrwneyes16

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you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"

#4 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:07am by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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