Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying...

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 959

You deserved it 10 355

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 515

You deserved it 8 686

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 299

You deserved it 5 226

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 013

You deserved it 322

By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 387

You deserved it 17 779

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 043

You deserved it 7 424

Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 142

You deserved it 7 297

By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 471

You deserved it 4 354

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 820

You deserved it 3 959

By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 651

You deserved it 6 999

Compliments are tricky

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 08:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 114

You deserved it 156

prettybrwneyes16 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:05

than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:07

you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"

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NSPrincess 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:13

Haha number 12 ftw.

clumsyjazzy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:14

u should of slapped him!

amazinggbaby 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:15

that's so dumb. you were trying to keep him from buying an unattractive shirt and he insults you? what an asshole.

swagga0n1oo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:16

I love boobs!

blackirish44 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:26

Me too!

Professorx2z 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:10

me three

sosadrightnow 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:59

I think there's something wrong with some girls brains. If a guy treated me like shit, I'd grab a baseball and beat his ass.

soleilkitty 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:18

Why? They're just fat.

purplemnm 9

Monday 15 February 2010 1:32

me three... I'm a girl >.>

GiganTronic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:28

What does it matter that they're just fat? They're AWESOME fat!

Rota 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:17

I'm a whiny both who can't take a joke. FML YDI

scribble87 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:18

Please, it's another bullshit "he/she was serious" FML. "Today, I told my bf/gf/parents/sibiling/friend that his/her shoe was ugly. He/she said I was ugly. He/she was serious. FML." Bullshit. The true reason why you're life is f'ed is that you don't know the difference between a joke/sarcastic comment and a serious comment. Who'd go out with a girl he thought was ugly?

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:30

Meh. Ever heard the saying 'many a truth is said in jest'? There're a lot of folks who are too pussy to really say what's on their minds so they frame it as a 'joke'. Dude could very well think she has an ugly face. Humans are masters at settling until something better comes along.