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Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81421) - you deserved it (6728)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by IfuSeekAmyIdo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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That is horrible. I truly feel really bad for you. If you leave him (which is more likely at the moment) I hope that you remember that not all guys are like that.

#5 - On 04/05/2009 at 7:01pm by killersteve

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wow that really sucks
if you do split up, get custody
someone who's gonna get drunk enough to puke in that kind of situation shouldn't have supervision of a child

#6 - On 04/05/2009 at 7:04pm by waffles_128

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