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Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

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why did you get married at 19 anyway? thats a little young.

#11 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:07am by beachgirl332

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holy crap. that sucks.

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:59am by NeonWar__

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