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Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15051) - you deserved it (3176)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)

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