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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8345) - you deserved it (35846)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

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Then don't make gay jokes. Duh. You totally deserved that.

#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:15pm by snickerdoodles

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The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.

#7 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:17pm by acesarge

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