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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7664) - you deserved it (32384)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

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