Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5729) - you totally deserved it (23970)
On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)
wow, she got u good, lmao!!!
thats wat u get for making gay jokes dumbass
#55 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:49pm by jessxoxo28
Look, man, you had it coming. Don't be stupid in front of your girlfriend. I wouldn't be, if I had one.
You are all idiots, you should be who you are! That is why divorces happen, people put on a show for their gf, get married, then show their true colors. Better to break up then to divorce later.
it's ok bro make fun of as many gays as you want but you do know that the people who are most against gays are always gay it seems
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wow seriously she must be lesbian cuz she was offended by it so calm down
#152 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:09pm by cartermc17
@#94. point is, you don't actually have a girlfriend :D
#157 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:28pm by sum1savemeh
Jokes are cool, but you were obviously doing it too often if someone had to break up with you over it.
#163 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:50pm by TheLoner4Life
Then don't make gay jokes. Duh. You totally deserved that.
#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:15pm by snickerdoodles
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Agreed, Carrot Top. Agreed.
Saying gay jokes would imply that you are gay, even if the joke is funny.
Not saying it would imply you're black if you said black jokes. That would be just weird.
#18 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:21pm by PandaFlavoured
I'm honestly sickened.
Are you really that stupid? Lesbians don't "take it in the back door," last I checked.
Also, heterosexual people have anal sex.
What "door" you "go into" has nothing to do with your orientation.
Stop being so immature.
gay jokes can be highly enjoyable when said in atleast a semi appropriate way and simply for a laugh and not to degrade gays or mock them. I know many gays who think they are hilarious and enjoy them just as much as I do. it's personal preferance. as they say, "to each his own."
#82 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:20pm by kirakira333
win #60
Also you deserved it OP because you made gay jokes.
#83 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:21pm by EricaAnnihilate
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I'm pretty sure some lesbians do indeed take it in the back door, and calm down tinuelina everybody enjoys a good gay joke (even gays I'm sure)
#84 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:22pm by jarhead321
well. perhaps op's ex just wanted to pull him out of his deep dark closet?
#90 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:29pm by AngryNinja
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lesbians are hot, gays are not. real simple
#101, if it worked that way there would be a shortage of girls. And the first guy to lose out would be you.
#106 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:51pm by I_Deserved_It
@18
ok that last part made no sense. And just because someone makes gay jokes doesn't maen they are gay. But I will say that if OP was making gay jokes to tease gay people, or something like that, then that is definitely not cool.
the important people enter through rear where there I better parking ;)
#171 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:09am by KurouTenshi
Im staight all the way but i do have gay friends who laugh at gay jokes as long as they dont go to far. OP you obviously deserved it, any joke gets old after a while.
#189 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:00am by shadowkiss13
not counting half the fucking internet. besides, the point is that she's a fucking hypocrite
#53 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:48pm by coletrainmit
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Umm... Wrong! EVERYBODY still makes fun of them cuz it's hilarious!. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?... Fruitstand!!!
#58 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:51pm by funnyman95
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this is one of those rare fmls that I don't get why people say they deserved it, I mean, yes he shouldn't have been making gay jokes (as mocking them) but everyone makes gay jokes and enjoys them, even gays. my friend is bipolar and whenever people she knows makes fun of bipolar people she just laughs with them cause she knows either it's true or she's not one of those crazy physco bipolar peoplez.
#116 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:16pm by mfmylifesrsly
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not rele. y would gay people make fun of them to cover up their own sexuality. ur gay for saying that
#168-im bisexual! everyone i know knows that. i dont randomly go up to someone and shove something up their but holes!
#175 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:25am by danielle8D
Not long ago homosexuality was considered a mental illness.. I thought she made a pretty good point, just like some black people find black jokes funny.
#191 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:05am by infiniti_G
And the frequency of the jokes. If you're trying to put bad jokes into every conversation you have, then it can get incredibly annoying.. I know
#57 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:51pm by 8trickster8
u have to be in the girls point of view to know what his gf was thinking.
#178 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am by danielle8D
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Guys, why are we being so politically correct about this, getting into the realm of homophobia? How do you know he actually offended gays by this? How do you know he was serious, half-serious, or even homophobic in his jokes anyway? Okay, so OP made gay jokes; that WAS probably immature, since you can only make so many before you start being annoying and stupid. But this Craigslist prank - though amusing - kind of makes the girlfriend a hypocrite if she's denouncing specifically the immaturity of his gay jokes. She should know better than that if she's breaking up with a guy for being immature.
Nonetheless, amusing. Whether or not OP deserves it.
though true in some ways, she was probably just trying to get him to stop making those jokes and realize how many gays couldve been offended by it. whether he was joking or not.
#181 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:30am by danielle8D
You're a douche for the homophobia, but your ex-GF is also a bitch for misleading those poor guys. And for doing this to you, but mostly for misleading them.
Didn't deserve it. That could cause some serious trouble.
#36 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:32pm by DeathShad0
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wow what a bitch dude she's a hoe
#41 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:40pm by jordan14011
You should put her under every category, woman for woman, women for women, woman for man, etc...
#42 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:40pm by RuralNinja
YDI, because gay jokes are not funny and chances are you're still in the 6th grade.
#44 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:41pm by ps3nogaems
lmfao that's a magical idea! I think she may very well be my hero
today, I realized i never had the wonderful idea of posting an ex- douchebag on craigslist under a man seeking man. FML
why would she call him immature then go to do something just as immature as him? you're a moron and your gf is a hypocrite.
#50 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:45pm by pandalover69
Now see if it takes the mods as long to moderate this as it did for the anti-homosexual posts...
#91 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:31pm by The__Redneck
I don't know why so many people are saying you diserve what happened you made some jokes, she went and put your personal information in public view... can anyone say defiamation of character sue the bitches ass!
#68 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:58pm by Whiterabbitm1
That's horrible -- she's being really immature there doing that. Sure, too Many gay jokes might get on peoples nerves but gay jokes and the like are kind of the in thing... can't escape 'em, and they shouldn't be taken seriously. What she did IS serious.
I don't understand why he deserves it
1) Making gay jokes doesn't means that you're homophobiac.
2) His GF called him imature, but then she do something even more stupid and imature ? I don't see the logic in there.
FYL dude..
well. i'm thinking your ex owned you. ever thought about shutting your mouth? might end up with a dick in it if you're not careful..
#76 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:13pm by AngryNinja
teach her a lesson and sleep with one of them!!! that'll show her... :)
#86 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:27pm by thedivinecomeD
lol your girlfriend (ex) has a funny sense of humor! she also made my day :) sorry about that though, can't deny it isn't a litlle funny!
#87 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:27pm by airforce987
Amazingly funny prank pulled by gf. Shame you lost her. Sounds like she had a great sense of humor. And on the bright side, you could always prank the gay guys calling you and have more gay jokes to tell...If you deserve to get this pulled on you, then they deserve to get pranked for soliciting sex on CL. At least that's how I'd rationalize it.
#88 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:28pm by epictrollathon
What is with all the politically correct dumbasses on this site? There was a time when joking about people was ok, today short people are "vertically challenged" and fat people are "horizontally challenged" and stupid people are "intellectually challenged" , and now all jokes are off limits? Society needs to get the collective stick out of it's ass, and anyone that says ydi is a complete moron.
Society work like that : Make a black joke ? You're racist. Make a Gay joke ? You're homophobiac. Make a Joke about fat people ? You dont like fat people. Make a joke about girl ? You don't like girl.
Sometimes you don't even need to make a joke, juste said "no" to a black/gay/ people, and they will imedialty reply Racist! /Homophobiac!
I just hate people like that... =/
I would say fat people are "horizontally gifted". This FML isn't about making non-PC jokes in general. It's the fact this dumb ass probably made them over, and over, and over again. ALL jokes get old after a while, and I can assure you this guy is no comedian so he probably isn't as funny as he thinks he is.
#136 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:50pm by intensitive
i agree with #89. i'm gay, i make gay jokes all the time, straight people make gay jokes and it doesn't offend me. if you're actively hating on gays that's something completely different, but jokes are jokes.
I agree with you. I'm a lesbian and I constantly make jokes. It just depends on how far you take them. Honestly, I can't say FYL or YDI unless I know what jokes they were and how often they were told. You could either be a closed minded asshole or had a snobby bitch of a girlfriend. Though what she did was really funny.
lol wow, it's not ur falt tho, i'm sure gay ppl make jokes about straight ppl 2.
#96 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:35pm by bocababe77
So your girlfriend dumps you, and you get laid as a result? Sounds like you're doing pretty swell.
#99 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:37pm by EscherEnigma
Your girlfriend rocks. Oh, sorry, I mean your ex. And good for her for dumping you- I would dump a guy in a heartbeat if he did something like that. She's right- you ARE immature. Grow the hell up!
#100 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:39pm by IRemainNameless
You need to grow up too, making gay jokes doesn't mean that you hate gay people.
And his ex is more imature than he is...
you could start a rumor about her, like her poon smelt so bad that she turned you gay. solved.
so what- you are meeting new people-those gay dudes, if you explain the situation, and are nice, might hook you up w one of thier hottt girl friends, think about the potential man.
#103 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:42pm by aliaysleighbasic
FYL, dude. I don't care if every joke you made was innappropriate, because she was WAY out of line to put your personal information on the Internet. Also, what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well-endowed
#109 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:54pm by SheleKnights
Today I was on Craigslist and saw an ad for a perfect guy looking for a relationship. Turns out he's not even gay, his ex-girlfriend just posted the ad to get revenge. FML.
So she's mad at you for making jokes about homosexuals... and then commits an act of libel involving homosexuals (one that also leads them on into falsely thinking they're going to get some sodomy and then disappointing them)....
#126 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:31pm by The__Redneck
great idea! I've got a friend that calls everybody gay all the time. I think if he acts up again, I'll put his number on craigslist, too.
At least now you know not to hook back up with her--and by taking a look at the idiots who defend her, you know who not to hook up with next time.
BTW, libel is a crime. Nail the worthless broad.
#129 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm by The__Redneck
Chances are, if she broke up with him over it, they were offensive. Also, gay jokes are like black jokes: If you aren't one, then don't make them. Because you sound like a douche.
@132, you have no idea how strongly I disagree with you. As long as you know your audience jokes that have a butt you are not a part of can be HILARIOUS. For example: what's the difference between a sadist and a dentist's magazine? Dentists are weekly. I'm not a dentist and I don't think they are actually sadists, and I'm pretty sure a lot of people would agree that the joke is funny.
#135 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:49pm by SheleKnights
I think it's different with a profession. That person chose to be that thing, most likely fully aware of the associations with it. With sexuality, race, sort of religion, etc. it is a part of someone's identity. And his girlfriend was obviously not an audience he should have been making jokes to to begin with since it clearly bothers her.
#174 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:22am by DollyMolly
you TOTALLY deserved that for making gay jokes. good for her.
#137 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:50pm by artssfreak
I think what most of you are forgetting is the severity of the issue. He potentially told a few bad jokes. She commited a CRIME.
#139 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:51pm by SheleKnights
139 it really doesn't matter what's a crime and what's not in this case. the point is he deserved it
#140 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:58pm by artssfreak
We don't know if he's homophobic!!! Jokes arn't always - you know what? I give up. The very fact that there are more than 4 times more YDI that FYL means that I refuse to be a part of the human race anymore.
#145 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:03pm by SheleKnights
YDI for not controlling your bitch and leaving a computer with internet access in the kitchen
#143 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:02pm by DeadHorseman
I have been called gay for 8 years now, and ppl have used all the gay jokes on me, personally I hate it. gay jokes are stupid and anyone who uses them must be really insecure about their own sexuality. maybe it's time you looked outside your closet, ppl are missing you!
This is my favourite gay joke and it is not derogatory at all, I have posted it already but I will do so again. "What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed" See? Not all gay jokes are bad at all. Same with all jokes to do with ethnicities or sexual preference or gender or ANYTHING.
#153 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:11pm by SheleKnights
I don't get why everyone is saying YDI. It's not that he is intolerant of gays, he was just joking. If you say YDI then you have no right to laugh at any gay (or other discriminating) jokes (which we have all done).
man report that hos ass to da cops and let them deal with the insignificant candy ass fuckerr
#151 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:08pm by cartermc17
Oh cmon. we are allowed to be as immature and stupid as we want. If the twat doesn't like it then she can leave us--simple. Post up an ad of her on the "adult section" with her number and a picture of her naked ass in bed. if you post her address you will be a hero to all men who had to put up with twats like that = D
#156 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:26pm by Sheslikeheroin
she's like heroin ur my hero for sayin dat hahah ur my new idol nice!!
#158 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:31pm by cartermc17
wow dude fyl. ppl get so butt-hurt over this matter. it's just jokes, that's society for you nowadays... no matter who or what you are. submit to them!(not the gays... the jokes) lol
Gay jokes aren't necessarily bad. But if you were the kind of person who thinks that calling someone gay is an insult, then I would break up with you too.
#160 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:40pm by FeedtheBrood
It's not a question of not being about to "handle it". It's what it shows about a person. If he's joking about something someone else can't control, it shows that he's insensitive.
#172 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:18am by DollyMolly
I wanna meet this girl :O She sounds amazin, howd she end up with a douche like u???
#179 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:28am by MissOriginal
when I type ydi it autocorrects as UFO :)
but really you deserve it
#182 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:31am by goldfishdragon91
So did you hook up ? Save them numbers for future booty calls . Make sure to return the favor put your Ex up on the lesbian or maybe hardcore S&M Fantasy Rape groups.
Seriously, dude, if you are going to make racial jokes of any kind only do it in moderation or don't do it at all at the risk of looking like a total asshole. Also, if you don't have the courage to say those jokes infront of the that race/ sexual preference than that just makes you seem like you're meaning what you are saying.
