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Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26695) - you deserved it (2507)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

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There's always hookers.

#1 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:04pm by mercyFML

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Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:10pm by pensadoii

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