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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22332) - you deserved it (6491)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I think that sounds AWESOME!

#1 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:12am by Cupcaken

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I'd be pissed if my husband shaved his beard off. We have an agreement... he keeps his beard, I continue to shave my pits and legs. If he were to shave, he knows I would stop shaving until he grew his beard back out. What do you have against men who look like men?

#18 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:00am by birds

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