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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I think that sounds AWESOME!

#1 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:12am by Cupcaken

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haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol

#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:12am by Kathy24

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