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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (5944)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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