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Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. The girl I met last night came in and said "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Jamie (man) - United States (Maryland)

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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:19pm by MaryJane75

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"no speaka the english"... then run

#4 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:24pm by tehhotness

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