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Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (3271)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

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turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

#3 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:45pm by aardvarkish

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I know what I would do. Tell your boyfriend the story before you get there and during the meeting rub your neck and have your boyfriend ask, "Is something wrong?" Then tell the story of how you burned your neck. Simple as that.

#28 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:06pm by saranottelling

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