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Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19272) - you deserved it (3029)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

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