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Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

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turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

#3 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:45pm by aardvarkish

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make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

#7 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:46pm by IDOLGIRL

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