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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Awkward - Sent from mobile version

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Draw a line up the middle and take one side.

#2 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:03pm by CallMeHush

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If one of you wants to stay wherever you are living and the other agrees to move out, you can usually have the lease rewritten under the name of the one staying. Did that when I realized my now ex-fiance was a waste of time and energy. He moved out, I kept the place. (This works best when he's done something incredibly stupid that you can hold over his head to motivate him to get lost.)

#10 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:09pm by olivejuice001

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