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Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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how cute

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:06am by damienwatkins

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Awww. Thats one of the sweetest things I have ever hear. :-P

Return the sentiment and tell your boyfriend that if zombies ever did attack that you would take him out with a chainsaw to the brain while he was sleep. ;0)

#4 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:08am by Jimboom

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