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Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18244) - you deserved it (5516)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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