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Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35243) - you deserved it (3498)

On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow, he's grateful. You can do SO much better, OP. He sounds like a crappy person to date, anyway.

#7 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:23am by snickerdoodles

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send him some drugs... to bring him back...

#17 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:43am by exceswater

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