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Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56216) - you deserved it (5120)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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