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Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59099) - you deserved it (6228)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Depending on the car you have, it's very possible for a cat to get into a car. You know how curiosity kills the cat? My mom once drove around town with one of our cats under the hood because it climbed up there and slept. It just stayed there the whole time.

#12 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:23am by SunlightVeins

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Oh man that sucks. I'd probably break down and cry.

#3 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:06am by Jaxro

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