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Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included "I want to go to the car" followed by "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30865) - you deserved it (2912)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by WishesWasDeaf (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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why didn't you move? stuck how? like some prankster glued you to the seat?

#5 - On 01/31/2010 at 3:32am by blkwhtrbbt

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awww ):
Who says that she was his ex girlfriend, though? Maybe she turned him down.
Either way, that sucks, bro. I hope things get better for you. Then maybe she'll be jealous.

#13 - On 01/31/2010 at 4:03am by nom_nom_nom

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