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Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (23992)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

#12 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:16pm by perdix

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You probably ARE an asshole but unless you violated her, she spread those legs willingly. You both deserve it. lol

#5 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:08pm by jillz

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