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Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7940) - you deserved it (21888)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

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