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Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML
I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.
hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014