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Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 6:06am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

#4 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:12pm by Miss_Jeannie

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Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?

#2 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:09pm by fatman1970

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