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Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 6:06am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.

#4 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:12pm by Miss_Jeannie

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Well if she's that likely to miss things, just think of what you could get away with. kidding!

#1 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:06pm by jillz

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