Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

by showerpower / 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm / United States (Vermont) / Love

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  • She deserves it for fishing for compliments.

    #4 - On 01/21/2010 at 3:24am by alexandraa

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  • You know you wanted to say that because she's always bitching about her weight. I hate how fit woman say they are fat and need to lose weight.

    I'm so fat I can't eat one piece of brownie or it will go straight to my thighs... Good, I'm fucking glad then you won't break in half when I bend you over.

    #7 - On 01/21/2010 at 3:30am by 24788

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