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Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Don't get any food -- just lay naked on your bed with your legs spread wide, and when everyone comes over, yell "Tuna tacos for everyone!"

On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!

#38 - On 01/15/2010 at 11:54am by perdix

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Love how no one seems to get that she expect him to have prepared a romantic evening for the two of them, but was instead simply told "I invited people without telling you. Get us food, bitch!".

I'm going to assume most of the commenters here are male.

#47 - On 01/15/2010 at 1:27pm by Luckster

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