Don't get any food -- just lay naked on your bed with your legs spread wide, and when everyone comes over, yell "Tuna tacos for everyone!"
On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!
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Love how no one seems to get that she expect him to have prepared a romantic evening for the two of them, but was instead simply told "I invited people without telling you. Get us food, bitch!".
I'm going to assume most of the commenters here are male.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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