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Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 4:40pm - love - by cowgurl91 - Sent from mobile version

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YDI. What civilized woman talks to her man that way? Geez.

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:11pm by MacOSXpert

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Can you blame him for not asking to marry you when you're being rude to him like that? It looks like it hit him hard because he still remembers what you said to him. It's nice to see you guys have a pretty good line of communication, but I wouldn't hold this against him. All the thought was there. If it bums you out so much, maybe you should be the one asking him to marry you.

#10 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:22pm by containsnosoy

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